<?php /************************************* * WEB DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMMING TUTORING * * PHP / HTML / CSS / Javascript * *************************************/ if(($you->anxious๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ AND $frustrated๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฌ) OR $you->pullinOut('AllYerHair')) { $Coder->Tutors(); ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜Ž }

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         LAYDEEZ AND GENTILMUN!!

๐Ÿ‘  Step RAIGHT up fir some ๐Ÿ’ฅAMAYZING๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ’ปOnline PHP Tooterin!!
Thas rite.

Speck-TAK-u-lar tutor James Coder [yeah, that's really his name], the guy also teaching writing over at Writeanoia.com, ALSO teaches Web Development stuff, especially PHP. James's method helps learning programmers reduce their programming and learning anxiety, ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ so they develop a ๐Ÿ’“love๐Ÿ’“ for the PHP programming language, and - frankly, the way PHP gives you such great, real-time feedback - it gets even fun and in some cases mildly addictive โ˜•โ˜•. James's teaching method started showing the best results in his PHP tutoring - with incredibly enthusiastic students ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“, and LOTS of ๐Ÿš€โญstellar reviews. James has been doing web development for about 18 years.




Writeanoia๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“– is sort of Mr. Coder's "serious side" where he teaches โœ’๏ธwriting and academics๐Ÿ““๐Ÿ“š and talks about learning to love learning and stuff like that.

CoderTutors is kinda like, the party in the back ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ.

You might be pulling your hair out now - but James wants to get you to a place where the two of us are like ๐Ÿ’codemonkeys๐Ÿ’ swingin from branch to branch, clobberin away at good, nicely-ordered, well-maintainable code that will get you hired AND also teach you how to LEARN and how to ๐Ÿ’กTHINK๐Ÿ’ก more clearly and powerfully.

THAT is what James's method does.

Learning HTML, PHP, CSS, Javascript is actually a whole lot easier and less stressful than learning to write well. At least the way James teaches. It gets fun!!

Book an ๐Ÿ“…appointment with James TODAY!!

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