<?php
/*************************************
* WEB DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMMING TUTORING
*
* PHP / HTML / CSS / Javascript
*
*************************************/
if(($you->anxious๐จ๐ฐ AND $frustrated๐๐ฑ๐คฌ)
OR $you->pullinOut('AllYerHair')) {
$Coder->Tutors();
๐ถ๏ธ
๐
}
$myPitch = <<<EOF
$myPitch = <<<EOF
LAYDEEZ AND GENTILMUN!!
๐ Step RAIGHT up fir some ๐ฅAMAYZING๐ฅ ๐ปOnline PHP Tooterin!!
Thas rite.
Speck-TAK-u-lar tutor James Coder [yeah, that's really his name], the guy also teaching writing over at Writeanoia.com, ALSO teaches Web Development stuff, especially PHP. James's method helps learning programmers reduce their programming and learning anxiety, ๐๐ so they develop a ๐love๐ for the PHP programming language, and - frankly, the way PHP gives you such great, real-time feedback - it gets even fun and in some cases mildly addictive โโ. James's teaching method started showing the best results in his PHP tutoring - with incredibly enthusiastic students ๐ฉ๐พโ๐๐จ๐ผโ๐๐ฉโ๐๐, and LOTS of ๐โญstellar reviews. James has been doing web development for about 18 years.
Writeanoia๐ซ๐ is sort of Mr. Coder's "serious side" where he teaches โ๏ธwriting and academics๐๐ and talks about learning to love learning and stuff like that.
CoderTutors is kinda like, the party in the back ๐ป๐๐.
You might be pulling your hair out now - but James wants to get you to a place where the two of us are like ๐codemonkeys๐ swingin from branch to branch, clobberin away at good, nicely-ordered, well-maintainable code that will get you hired AND also teach you how to LEARN and how to ๐กTHINK๐ก more clearly and powerfully.
THAT is what James's method does.
Learning HTML, PHP, CSS, Javascript is actually a whole lot easier and less stressful than learning to write well. At least the way James teaches. It gets fun!!
Book an ๐ appointment with James TODAY!!
EOF;
๐ Step RAIGHT up fir some ๐ฅAMAYZING๐ฅ ๐ปOnline PHP Tooterin!!
Thas rite.
Speck-TAK-u-lar tutor James Coder [yeah, that's really his name], the guy also teaching writing over at Writeanoia.com, ALSO teaches Web Development stuff, especially PHP. James's method helps learning programmers reduce their programming and learning anxiety, ๐๐ so they develop a ๐love๐ for the PHP programming language, and - frankly, the way PHP gives you such great, real-time feedback - it gets even fun and in some cases mildly addictive โโ. James's teaching method started showing the best results in his PHP tutoring - with incredibly enthusiastic students ๐ฉ๐พโ๐๐จ๐ผโ๐๐ฉโ๐๐, and LOTS of ๐โญstellar reviews. James has been doing web development for about 18 years.
Writeanoia๐ซ๐ is sort of Mr. Coder's "serious side" where he teaches โ๏ธwriting and academics๐๐ and talks about learning to love learning and stuff like that.
CoderTutors is kinda like, the party in the back ๐ป๐๐.
You might be pulling your hair out now - but James wants to get you to a place where the two of us are like ๐codemonkeys๐ swingin from branch to branch, clobberin away at good, nicely-ordered, well-maintainable code that will get you hired AND also teach you how to LEARN and how to ๐กTHINK๐ก more clearly and powerfully.
THAT is what James's method does.
Learning HTML, PHP, CSS, Javascript is actually a whole lot easier and less stressful than learning to write well. At least the way James teaches. It gets fun!!
Book an ๐ appointment with James TODAY!!
EOF;